PSA From your Friendly UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

I knew people were gonna throw weird shit away. That's just what happens. The mannequins were pretty funny.

But an entire fucking bag of teeth?

Where in the hell did a bag of teeth come from?

Comments

un: jane doe

[scathefires]

dental school maybe

why

you think someones out there harvesting teeth for the black market and lost the goods

UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

No no no, you don't understand. Anything like that's gotta go a special disposal method.

This was an entire. Trash bag. Full of teeth.

Just teeth. Nothing else.

[scathefires]

someone reconsidered a really creepy collection maybe

maybe wherever theyre from collecting teeth is like collecting stamps or coins or tiny spoons

[firacrux]

By someone you mean 'probably a serial killer' right?

'Cause that's some straight up horror story shit.

audio; un: walkeditoff

[soundspeed]

Why are you looking through trash?

UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

That's my job. Dig through your trash. Judge your asses a whole lot.

I know where aaaall the alcoholics live.

And apparently the drop off point for psychopaths.

he’s sticking with audio, texting takes too long

[soundspeed]

And you think it is wise to advertise this in public? You’re not afraid these psychopaths will find you?

[be_notorious]

Okay. Wait.

Can you hold onto the teeth?

I think I got a project I can use them for.

[firacrux]

Uh.

Y'know I'm curious now but I gotta be up front we turned that shit over. Protocol. Don't need any zap-happy robots after me and all.

Still now I gotta know what the hell you're gonna use teeth for?

[be_notorious]

Ah, darn it.

I can use the enamel make apatite crystals and I can use those apatite crystals to make some pretty tough stuff.

[Always gotta find a good way around a metal detector, right?]

Hate to see something go to waste. Not really a lot of alien invader skeletons laying around these parts.

[hellofishies]

are they grown people teeth or baby teeth?

i would use them!

[firacrux]

Looked like adult teeth...

The hell you gonna use them for?

[hellofishies]

oh. that's strange. it would have made sense if they were baby.

jewelry or accents!

un: lionheart

[silentnarration]

Can you keep it?

[Look. It could be useful. He does not have jrpg protag hoarding problems. Don't question him.]

UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

No!

What the hell?

[silentnarration]

[?]

You threw it away?

text un: notawitch

[minus1twin]

... what?

UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

That about sums it up.

[minus1twin]

Why? And how did you come across it?

[Is he digging through the trash because that's gross.]

un; TheFunOne

[morethanatrickster]

Are they real teeth? Human? Amphibian? Avian?

(OOC: definitely the wrong Loki journal. YOU SAW NOTHING)

UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

Real. Human. Adult.

Why?

(OOC: Or DID I? Ho ho ho!)

UN: TheFunOne

[morethanatrickster]

In a sack. Is there anything else there?

Curiosity, what else?

un: fenris

[bravers]

I guess you're keeping the day job?

also, they're not monster teeth, are they?

UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

I like money. And scrap.

Unfortunately not.

[bravers]

Right.

[None of his business but...]

Just don't wear yourself out.

[He cares, okay.]