PSA From your Friendly UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

I knew people were gonna throw weird shit away. That's just what happens. The mannequins were pretty funny.

But an entire fucking bag of teeth?

Where in the hell did a bag of teeth come from?

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[silentnarration]

Yeah.

[He read the responses okay.]

It's gross and suspicious. Doesn't mean it's not useful. Maybe someone can figure out who it belongs to.

[firacrux]

You mean the job of the police department?

[silentnarration]

If you trust the police I guess.

[firacrux]

You think you know anything about investigating where the hell thousands of teeth came from?

[silentnarration]

No. Hank probably does.

Where did you find the bag?

[firacrux]

Hank's your cop friend right? Yeah, he probably does.

Can't really give you an address, mutating city and all. In a weird alley on one of my pickup routes, if we go by it sometime I'll point it out to you.

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[silentnarration]

Yeah, that's him.

Okay.

[silentnarration]

[A few minutes later.]

Can we have pancakes for dinner?

[firacrux]

[...Cute.]

Yeah. I'll even do them up fancy.

Going to have to eat healthy for breakfast though.

[Seifer tries to balance their diet. One cannot live on sugar and carbs alone.]

[silentnarration]

[Says you. He's just hungry.]

Fine

[Squall is secretly a fan of sugar. Well, maybe not so secretly anymore now that Seifer is feeding him.]

We should train again. Now that I have the free time.

[Good thing this is through text so Seifer can't see any of his awkward.]

[firacrux]

[Stray cat.]

Yeah? You think you can keep up yet? I won't put up with you disappointing me.

[The challenging isn't because he doesn't think Squall can, but because he thinks being an asshole will make it easier for Squall to push through his block that made their last session end so terribly.

It's caring, in a roundabout way. Avoid the awkward while they bicker.]