PSA From your Friendly UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

I knew people were gonna throw weird shit away. That's just what happens. The mannequins were pretty funny.

But an entire fucking bag of teeth?

Where in the hell did a bag of teeth come from?

Comments

[scathefires]

eventually yeah

start indoctrinating them early on and theyll learn to follow orders without question

[firacrux]

Why does that sound so familiar?

[scathefires]

isnt that exactly what happened to you

[firacrux]

Ding ding.

[scathefires]

so you were being sarcastic right

hard to tell sometimes

[firacrux]

It doesn't translate well through text.

Course I guess it's worth noting I can't always tell the difference so I guess I get where you're coming from.

[scathefires]

its fine

people say the same about me

hell sometimes even i dont know if im being sarcastic

[firacrux]

Maybe you're not.

[scathefires]

or maybe im always sarcastic

help i cant turn it off

[firacrux]

I think it's too late there ain't any helping you.

[scathefires]

you tryin to say im a helpless damsel here

[firacrux]

If you were a damsel there'd be help for you. Nah, this requires a professional I ain't sure's qualified.