PSA From your Friendly UN: GarbageMan
I knew people were gonna throw weird shit away. That's just what happens. The mannequins were pretty funny.
But an entire fucking bag of teeth?
Where in the hell did a bag of teeth come from?
But an entire fucking bag of teeth?
Where in the hell did a bag of teeth come from?
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[Is he digging through the trash because that's gross.]
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Check the name. That's my employment.
[It's not like he wants to dig through the trash. Not that kind anyway.]
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But you shouldn't be going through the trash?
[A beat.]
Never mind, where did you find them? Do you think someone might be hurt or missing teeth?
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Pretty sure it's a crime scene now so I ain't gonna mention that part. If it is or isn't I figure that's for the cops to figure out now. Yeah we turned it in.
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But it's unsettling.
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This cannot mean good things.
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I guess if you think it's something she'd want to know about.
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It's a good way to learn about the city.
I think it'd be worth mentioning.
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In that case let me know if she's got anything interesting to say about it.
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And I will.
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ooc: handwave from here??