PSA From your Friendly UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

I knew people were gonna throw weird shit away. That's just what happens. The mannequins were pretty funny.

But an entire fucking bag of teeth?

Where in the hell did a bag of teeth come from?

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[minus1twin]

Why? And how did you come across it?

[Is he digging through the trash because that's gross.]

[firacrux]

Don't ask me! I don't collect teeth.

Check the name. That's my employment.

[It's not like he wants to dig through the trash. Not that kind anyway.]

[minus1twin]

Ohkay.

But you shouldn't be going through the trash?

[A beat.]

Never mind, where did you find them? Do you think someone might be hurt or missing teeth?

[firacrux]

Funny thing about a giant bag of teeth? Little heavy. Prone to tearing. Initially I thought it was a bag of gravel.

Pretty sure it's a crime scene now so I ain't gonna mention that part. If it is or isn't I figure that's for the cops to figure out now. Yeah we turned it in.

[minus1twin]

Good.
But it's unsettling.

[firacrux]

You're telling me. Creepiest thing I've picked up yet.

[minus1twin]

I hope it is the oddest thing you find but if you find more we might want to find its source.
This cannot mean good things.

[firacrux]

Probably not. But I ain't a cop or an investigator or whatever. Still kinda curious where the hell they all came from.

[minus1twin]

Me too. I might bring it up to the mayor. I work on her protection detail part time.

[firacrux]

You work with the mayor?

I guess if you think it's something she'd want to know about.

[minus1twin]

part time, yes.
It's a good way to learn about the city.

I think it'd be worth mentioning.

[firacrux]

Yeah, it would be. Learn anything good?

In that case let me know if she's got anything interesting to say about it.

[minus1twin]

I've learned some about how this city works.

And I will.

[firacrux]

Anything you're able to share with the class?

[minus1twin]

Nothing right now but I'll keep my ear to the ground.

[firacrux]

Let me know if you hear anything good.

ooc: handwave from here??

[minus1twin]

I'll keep you posted.