PSA From your Friendly UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

I knew people were gonna throw weird shit away. That's just what happens. The mannequins were pretty funny.

But an entire fucking bag of teeth?

Where in the hell did a bag of teeth come from?

Comments

un: jane doe

[scathefires]

dental school maybe

why

you think someones out there harvesting teeth for the black market and lost the goods

UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

No no no, you don't understand. Anything like that's gotta go a special disposal method.

This was an entire. Trash bag. Full of teeth.

Just teeth. Nothing else.

[scathefires]

someone reconsidered a really creepy collection maybe

maybe wherever theyre from collecting teeth is like collecting stamps or coins or tiny spoons

[firacrux]

By someone you mean 'probably a serial killer' right?

'Cause that's some straight up horror story shit.

[scathefires]

probably

were there any metal fillings left in em

[firacrux]

Yeah weirdly enough my partner noticed the gold ones were still there. So. It wasn't that.

[scathefires]

ok yeah that is weird

the nazis used to take teeth for the metal fillings so that was my other guess

guess not though

[firacrux]

What's a Nazi?

[scathefires]

[BUCKLE IN, BRO]

bunch of genocidal super-fascists on a mission to take over the world

there was a war about it

they lost

[firacrux]

Oh. So like a Sorceress. Alright.

And probably also Galbadia if they could get away with it.

[scathefires]

[ah. yeah, jason’s seen galbadians in action, from nida’s memory. not a good look.]

less magic more military power

but yeah basically

theyre real bad news

[firacrux]

Basically. I get the gist anyway. War's war, with or without magic.

[None of them had been alive to see Esthar's war some twenty years prior, or there would likely be some even more horrific memories to share.]

[scathefires]

yeah

getting kids involved in war is extra screwed up

the nazis did some of that too

[firacrux]

Were they making soldiers too?

[scathefires]

eventually yeah

start indoctrinating them early on and theyll learn to follow orders without question

[firacrux]

Why does that sound so familiar?

[scathefires]

isnt that exactly what happened to you

[firacrux]

Ding ding.

[scathefires]

so you were being sarcastic right

hard to tell sometimes

[firacrux]

It doesn't translate well through text.

Course I guess it's worth noting I can't always tell the difference so I guess I get where you're coming from.

[scathefires]

its fine

people say the same about me

hell sometimes even i dont know if im being sarcastic

[firacrux]

Maybe you're not.

[scathefires]

or maybe im always sarcastic

help i cant turn it off

[firacrux]

I think it's too late there ain't any helping you.

[scathefires]

you tryin to say im a helpless damsel here