PSA From your Friendly UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

I knew people were gonna throw weird shit away. That's just what happens. The mannequins were pretty funny.

But an entire fucking bag of teeth?

Where in the hell did a bag of teeth come from?

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[morethanatrickster]

And, since you've not heard of it, it must be impossible, yes?

[firacrux]

Never said that. You're putting words in my mouth.

Er. Text.

[morethanatrickster]

True. Do forgive me.

I've been practicing magic for nearly a thousand years. I think I've worked out a trick or two.

[firacrux]

Guessing you've heard that line plenty, yeah?

Holy shit a thousand years? Are you serious? Are you some kind of spirit or something?

[morethanatrickster]

Something like that.

[Actually nothing like that.]

I am Loki of Asgard. God of Mischief.

[firacrux]

The hell's an Asgard?

God of Mischief doesn't exactly scream honest and trustworthy.

[morethanatrickster]

An ancient nation, rulers of the Nine Realms, and thoroughly beyond your knowledge, evidently.

At least as trustworthy as any other stranger. It's a title. Much like 'Prince' or 'General'...or Sorceress, I'd wager.

I'm a trickster, and enjoy a good jest, a few humans devised the moniker and it stuck, so I made it my own. If that makes me untrustworthy, it hardly matters, does it? You've already unburdened yourself of the teeth.

[firacrux]

[He'd comment on the rest of that but... Sorceress.]

...


What do you know about the Sorceress?

[Doesn't even care about the trickster part. That's fine. People labeled him as a troublemaker too. They weren't entirely wrong but still!]

[morethanatrickster]

[They weren't wrong about Loki, either.]

About the Sorceress in general or our RESIDENT Sorceress?

[firacrux]

[If they're going to treat you like trouble might as well earn the title, right?]

Both.

[How does he know Rinoa?]

[morethanatrickster]

The Sorceress I understand to be an inherited mantle, passed from one to the next by selection.

Our OWN Sorceress I know to be kind, amicable, and afraid of her own shadow, likely due to prejudice in regards to her newly received power.

[firacrux]

You've got it right.

Being as you know all this she must trust you.

[He's being careful not to state her name on a public network. He has revised his initial concern: If Rinoa trusts him, he must be alright.]

[morethanatrickster]

I suppose we're something like kindred spirits, which is just as well, as we're to share living quarters.

[firacrux]

Ah hah, so you're her new roommate! Good to know.

Sounds like you two are getting along. She needs more friends.

[morethanatrickster]

Oh yes. We had a quaint dinner, discussed our interior decor, what we'd like to do with the space, and how we could most easily take over Dualis.

[firacrux]

I'm sure it'll somehow involve a lot of pink. Careful saying stuff like that over this network, the admins don't have a sense of humor.

[morethanatrickster]

I appreciate the warning.

Personally, I'm partial to green. We shall see.

[firacrux]

That doesn't sound like a great color combination.

[morethanatrickster]

I'll take your opinion under consideration.

Green pairs quite well with both silver and gold.

[firacrux]

Sure, but pink?

[morethanatrickster]

Heavens, no. Not pink. I'm sure we'll come to an understanding.

[firacrux]

Hah. Good luck with that. I'm gonna get the popcorn ready.

[morethanatrickster]

I can be very persuasive.