PSA From your Friendly UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

I knew people were gonna throw weird shit away. That's just what happens. The mannequins were pretty funny.

But an entire fucking bag of teeth?

Where in the hell did a bag of teeth come from?

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UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

That's my job. Dig through your trash. Judge your asses a whole lot.

I know where aaaall the alcoholics live.

And apparently the drop off point for psychopaths.

he’s sticking with audio, texting takes too long

[soundspeed]

And you think it is wise to advertise this in public? You’re not afraid these psychopaths will find you?

UN: GarbageMan - that's fine he'll keep typing until he's bored with it!

[firacrux]

Ain't like they don't know already had to call in the robots protocol and shit.

[soundspeed]

You think the robots already sent out a message? That is what they are programmed to do?

[firacrux]

If we find especially weird shit on our routes we gotta call the cops. I imagine it's under investigation or whatever.

[soundspeed]

So you are saying the cops are robots?

[pietro might be trolling a bit now.]

[firacrux]

Some of 'em. Don't tell me you haven't met the Iterations?

[Whoosh.]

[soundspeed]

We’ve met. I was not very impressed.

[firacrux]

No? Can't say I've stuck around long when they're working. Big robots ain't usually very friendly where I'm from.

[soundspeed]

They are not friendly where I'm from either, but they don't frighten me. I've seen many of them up close.

[firacrux]

How many of 'em were taser happy?

[soundspeed]

I didn’t notice any of them using a taser. But, I was also too busy smashing them into pieces to pay attention to much else.

[shrug!!]

Why? Are you afraid of the robots that are here?

[firacrux]

...

[He is amused and impressed but he's not sure that's wise to admit over the network. So he's going to refrain from offering his support for the actions because last thing he needs is Iteration attention on him.]

Ain't exactly eager to find out what 50,000 volts feels like is all.

[soundspeed]

[he makes a quiet, noncommittal sound.]

I could walk it off.

[firacrux]

Good for you. Not everyone else is that fortunate.

[Maybe with junctions. Alas, no GF, no junctions. He has to have a healthy respect for extreme doses of electricity.]