PSA From your Friendly UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

I knew people were gonna throw weird shit away. That's just what happens. The mannequins were pretty funny.

But an entire fucking bag of teeth?

Where in the hell did a bag of teeth come from?

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un: jane doe

[scathefires]

dental school maybe

why

you think someones out there harvesting teeth for the black market and lost the goods

UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

No no no, you don't understand. Anything like that's gotta go a special disposal method.

This was an entire. Trash bag. Full of teeth.

Just teeth. Nothing else.

audio; un: walkeditoff

[soundspeed]

Why are you looking through trash?

UN: GarbageMan

[firacrux]

That's my job. Dig through your trash. Judge your asses a whole lot.

I know where aaaall the alcoholics live.

And apparently the drop off point for psychopaths.

[scathefires]

someone reconsidered a really creepy collection maybe

maybe wherever theyre from collecting teeth is like collecting stamps or coins or tiny spoons

[firacrux]

By someone you mean 'probably a serial killer' right?

'Cause that's some straight up horror story shit.

he’s sticking with audio, texting takes too long

[soundspeed]

And you think it is wise to advertise this in public? You’re not afraid these psychopaths will find you?

UN: GarbageMan - that's fine he'll keep typing until he's bored with it!

[firacrux]

Ain't like they don't know already had to call in the robots protocol and shit.

[scathefires]

probably

were there any metal fillings left in em

[firacrux]

Yeah weirdly enough my partner noticed the gold ones were still there. So. It wasn't that.

[be_notorious]

Okay. Wait.

Can you hold onto the teeth?

I think I got a project I can use them for.

[scathefires]

ok yeah that is weird

the nazis used to take teeth for the metal fillings so that was my other guess

guess not though

[firacrux]

What's a Nazi?

[firacrux]

Uh.

Y'know I'm curious now but I gotta be up front we turned that shit over. Protocol. Don't need any zap-happy robots after me and all.

Still now I gotta know what the hell you're gonna use teeth for?

[be_notorious]

Ah, darn it.

I can use the enamel make apatite crystals and I can use those apatite crystals to make some pretty tough stuff.

[Always gotta find a good way around a metal detector, right?]

Hate to see something go to waste. Not really a lot of alien invader skeletons laying around these parts.

[scathefires]

[BUCKLE IN, BRO]

bunch of genocidal super-fascists on a mission to take over the world

there was a war about it

they lost

[firacrux]

Oh. So like a Sorceress. Alright.

And probably also Galbadia if they could get away with it.

[firacrux]

Huh, never knew. That's some interesting information.

We used to build weapons out of monster horns and bone back where I'm from but ain't anything useful like that around here.

[He should consider enlisting this guy for advice.]

Not a lot of anything layin' around of the biological variety. Makes a bag of teeth even weirder.

[scathefires]

[ah. yeah, jason’s seen galbadians in action, from nida’s memory. not a good look.]

less magic more military power

but yeah basically

theyre real bad news

[be_notorious]

It ain't that weird.

Think of it this way. You got a city full of people that dish out mods. Some of 'em gotta involve jaws and teeth. So they don't properly dispose of them, maybe even put it in someone else's dumpster. Bam, you got a confused fella hauling a gold mine if they know the right tooth fairy.

Seems pretty straightforward, the way I look at it.

Considering the amount of eye mods, I can only guess what you'll be finding next.

[hellofishies]

are they grown people teeth or baby teeth?

i would use them!

[soundspeed]

You think the robots already sent out a message? That is what they are programmed to do?

[firacrux]

If we find especially weird shit on our routes we gotta call the cops. I imagine it's under investigation or whatever.

[firacrux]

Basically. I get the gist anyway. War's war, with or without magic.

[None of them had been alive to see Esthar's war some twenty years prior, or there would likely be some even more horrific memories to share.]

[firacrux]

Looked like adult teeth...

The hell you gonna use them for?