PSA From your Friendly UN: GarbageMan
I knew people were gonna throw weird shit away. That's just what happens. The mannequins were pretty funny.
But an entire fucking bag of teeth?
Where in the hell did a bag of teeth come from?
But an entire fucking bag of teeth?
Where in the hell did a bag of teeth come from?
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you asked a coworker to look at it and he laughed and opened his mouth to show a tooth that has a very similar looking piece of metal in it. after a closer inspection your coworker says that it even looks like the same tooth. weird.
a few days passed and you asked around about if people knew anything. nobody seems to or at least they really dont want to talk about it. but now your own teeth are starting to hurt. they feel itchy. so you're asking all of us if we have seen any weird symbols or had any weird feelings in our teeth!
i think i could do better than that...but an attempt was made
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You've got a knack for this. I think I like your story better than anything I could come up with.
You gotta come up with an end for this!
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i guess for a happy ending you'll have to find that there's a cult. they've been cursing people here. its very terrible and you find a few bodies before their teeth are taken. they have tiny marks on the teeth just like the ones in the bag but not as far yet.
you work hard determined to solve the case and stop the curses and bad things that were happening to people here. you track them down by yourself and confront them. its a big fight but you manage to subdue the bad guys and save the man that they were going to make their newest sacrifice
now you're hailed as a hero because you stopped the bad people and saved the man! and he owns a strawberry business and as a reward he's given you a lifetime of free strawberries!
yay you for being a hero!
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Hah! I like this one. Not only do I get to be a hero I get free strawberries. Who can complain about that?
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I bet you're a hero for real
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Hah. If only.
[Quite the contrary unfortunately.]
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well if you're not the hero then you can be the hero now!
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Surprisingly optimistic.
[He's not used to that kind of optimism.]
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if i didn't it would be very depressing and everything is depressing enough
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There are plenty of others to be depressing for you. But you're right, probably don't need much more of it.
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[ or she just likes to fake it. ]
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Do you really think people can be better?
[He wishes she was right.]
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yes! sometimes they need a little help though
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Hm. Is it worth it? Why not just leave them to their consequences?
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because everyone deserves a chance to try to improve, don't they?
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A nice sentiment. Dunno how practical. Still
a nice sentiment.
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its practical for people like me. do you not think people should be given second chances?
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I don't know. Can't say there's been opportunity for it where I'm from. Fuck up enough you're done.
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if someone keeps fucking up then you should try to help
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