[Text] UN: South.Of.Nowhere

[whosthemonsternow]

 So. Anyone have one of those magic tattoos that maybe make animals show up? Summon animals? Whatever it's called. What animals are for dibs with it, anything or just ones from here? 

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Text | UN: RankA

[skyward_eyes]

Why would you want to attract animals?

Re: Text | UN: RankA

[whosthemonsternow]

not attract, like... summon them? make them pop up magically out of nowhere. all the pros of having a pet without the work of feeding them daily or cleaning their shit

[skyward_eyes]

Or, you know. Get an actual pet. A lot of people had. Or go visit that cat-cafe place.

[whosthemonsternow]

yeah i don't want to be cleaning shit all the time js. and i like cats fine but come on, something awesome like a fucking bear pet would be awesome

[skyward_eyes]

If you summoned them, who says the animal would be the same one each time?

[whosthemonsternow]

...fuck
see, this is why i'm asking if anyone has something like this already cause fuck if i know

[skyward_eyes]

Did you ask the tattooer?

[whosthemonsternow]

didn't get it yet, just playing with ideas right now

[skyward_eyes]

Go for elemental stuff.

text un:freakangel

[hellofishies]

oh I want animals!

if you get it and find out you should let us know what you can summon

Re: text un:freakangel

[whosthemonsternow]

[It's a couple days later when South replies with a picture of a very fat, fuzzy black bear that may or may not be wearing a floppy winter hat for reasons]

not sure what all i can call on juuust yet, but i did get this guy! i've named him major and he's awesome

[hellofishies]

he has a hat! i like major's hat! its a major improvement to no hat.

do you know what other kinds of tattoos you can get?

[whosthemonsternow]

Of course he has a hat!

[he’ll have a shirt or sweater too, as soon as South finds one to fit him and wrestles it on him. She might be an unnecessarily rude, blunt, cold, down right mean pain in the ass bitch- but she adores animals and especially ones in clothes. It’s cute and fun, okay, don’t mind it]

I don’t know why so many people ask me like I’m sort of 411 but- idk they have a lot of shit. Ask the shops about a index or inventory list or shit.

[okay, so, honestly, she may or may not have immediately and only asked specifically about a way to magic up pets or if they had something to make pets and animals unable to be hurt or killed. Cause she was going to either get an invincible magic fur baby, or find a way to make a non-magic one absolutely and entirely safe.she has her priorities totally straight]

[hellofishies]

Oh, yes. Of course. Hats make sense for him. [ She's actually entirely earnest in saying that. He seems like a hat bear, at least to her. ]

probably because you asked if anyone had a tattoo that made animals show up. makes sense people would think you knew about the other kinds.

[whosthemonsternow]

i don't get the logic behind that, why i'd ask if i knew anything bout the stuff

but yea, sorry, don't know what all they have. but when i was in one of the shops, they seemed to have anything and everything

[hellofishies]

you had to know what existed before you thought to get that one. unless you just wanted that from the start and asked about it?

[whosthemonsternow]

uh, yea. didn't know what they had, just went in and asked about animals right out.

text; un: FinntheHuman

[punchpunchkisskiss]

Magic tattoos? How do you get one of those?

[ He was told about mods at some point, but he wasn't paying attention. ]

Re: text; un: FinntheHuman

[whosthemonsternow]

pretty sure everyone who wakes up in this shitfest gets a voucher for a mod or tattoo. i went with tattoo

text; un: FinntheHuman

[punchpunchkisskiss]

A voucher? That's like a coupon for free stuff, right? What's a shitfest? Do I get one? I want mods!

Re: text; un: FinntheHuman

[whosthemonsternow]

slow your roll, kid

coupon, voucher, store credit- whatever you wanna call it, you get a freebie. its only for something small, but you can buy more things that are bigger and better. ask the people at the shop, i'm not your 411 here

and you've never heard of a shitfest? you know a fest like a festival or party? and shit as it's a shitty situation? it's a shit party, we're in a shit part, pal. not really that bad, the place grows on you, but it's not home, ya know? so. shitfest.

text; un: FinntheHuman

[punchpunchkisskiss]

[ He doesn't know what a 411 is but he gets the general idea. ]

Ok, I'll figure it out.

So... shit is bad?

Re: text; un: FinntheHuman

[whosthemonsternow]

I literally cannot with this
Yea kid, in this context, shit = bad

Re: text; un: FinntheHuman

[punchpunchkisskiss]

[ Oh no, it can be a good thing too? It must be a nonsense word then, like bjork. Now he's embarrassed that he didn't just instinctively know already. ]

Just checking. I mean, your definition was kind of just the word shit over and over.

Re: text; un: FinntheHuman

[whosthemonsternow]

its a multifaceted word.

that's good shit, this place is utter shit, what the shit is happen- can't go wrong with it. like fuck or bitch, context makes the word