[Text] UN: South.Of.Nowhere

[whosthemonsternow]

 So. Anyone have one of those magic tattoos that maybe make animals show up? Summon animals? Whatever it's called. What animals are for dibs with it, anything or just ones from here? 

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Re: text; un: FinntheHuman

[whosthemonsternow]

slow your roll, kid

coupon, voucher, store credit- whatever you wanna call it, you get a freebie. its only for something small, but you can buy more things that are bigger and better. ask the people at the shop, i'm not your 411 here

and you've never heard of a shitfest? you know a fest like a festival or party? and shit as it's a shitty situation? it's a shit party, we're in a shit part, pal. not really that bad, the place grows on you, but it's not home, ya know? so. shitfest.

text; un: FinntheHuman

[punchpunchkisskiss]

[ He doesn't know what a 411 is but he gets the general idea. ]

Ok, I'll figure it out.

So... shit is bad?

Re: text; un: FinntheHuman

[whosthemonsternow]

I literally cannot with this
Yea kid, in this context, shit = bad

Re: text; un: FinntheHuman

[punchpunchkisskiss]

[ Oh no, it can be a good thing too? It must be a nonsense word then, like bjork. Now he's embarrassed that he didn't just instinctively know already. ]

Just checking. I mean, your definition was kind of just the word shit over and over.

Re: text; un: FinntheHuman

[whosthemonsternow]

its a multifaceted word.

that's good shit, this place is utter shit, what the shit is happen- can't go wrong with it. like fuck or bitch, context makes the word

Re: text; un: FinntheHuman

[punchpunchkisskiss]

[ like what or what now ]

Yeah, yeah, cool. I totally know exactly what you mean.

Have you gotten the tattoo yet? What did you go with?

Re: text; un: FinntheHuman

[whosthemonsternow]

[she has now grown suspicious that she is either talking to a non-human or a child]

Not yet, gonna get it in a couple days- are you a kid or something?

[punchpunchkisskiss]

What? No, I'm 16.

[ So technically he's a late teen. Definitely not a kid. ]

Or 17. The season was different when I got here so I'm not too sure.

[whosthemonsternow]

Literally a child

[never mind she’s only 23, he is a baby]

[punchpunchkisskiss]

Why does it even matter?

[ So rude. ]

[whosthemonsternow]

cause it explains a hell of a lot why you don't know shit

[punchpunchkisskiss]

[ He also doesn't know what 'hell' is, but he's definitely not gonna ask. ]

You sure that's not just because it's a made up word?

[whosthemonsternow]

buddy
i'm going to find you
and i'm going to knock some sense into you

[punchpunchkisskiss]

What the jam, why??

[whosthemonsternow]

[it takes her a moment to reply because, well, jam? ...okay...]

i just said why
knock some sense into you

[punchpunchkisskiss]

[ What the jam, South. ]

I'm not gonna let you hit me just because you used a word I've never heard before.

[whosthemonsternow]

listen
i can get hearing a word for the first time and all that
but i explained it to you
and you're STILL not getting it
you leave me no choice but to smack it into your head until you do

[punchpunchkisskiss]

Chill, man. I get it. You don't gotta flip out on me.

[whosthemonsternow]

i'm chill
i'm not flipping out
just trying to help a kid learn something new

[punchpunchkisskiss]

By hitting me?

How would you do it if I was older??

[whosthemonsternow]

christ, kid
i'm not literally going to hit you
the threat is usually enough for children to listen

if you were older though
different story

[punchpunchkisskiss]

I don't think that's a good approach to teaching.

[whosthemonsternow]

Seems to work fine to me
I mean
Are you gonna forget this conversation anytime soon?

[punchpunchkisskiss]

Fair point...

I might forget that word, though.

[whosthemonsternow]

...
please don't tell me you forgot it already