[Text] UN: South.Of.Nowhere

[whosthemonsternow]

 So. Anyone have one of those magic tattoos that maybe make animals show up? Summon animals? Whatever it's called. What animals are for dibs with it, anything or just ones from here? 

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[hellofishies]

oh I want animals!

if you get it and find out you should let us know what you can summon

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[whosthemonsternow]

[It's a couple days later when South replies with a picture of a very fat, fuzzy black bear that may or may not be wearing a floppy winter hat for reasons]

not sure what all i can call on juuust yet, but i did get this guy! i've named him major and he's awesome

[hellofishies]

he has a hat! i like major's hat! its a major improvement to no hat.

do you know what other kinds of tattoos you can get?

[whosthemonsternow]

Of course he has a hat!

[he’ll have a shirt or sweater too, as soon as South finds one to fit him and wrestles it on him. She might be an unnecessarily rude, blunt, cold, down right mean pain in the ass bitch- but she adores animals and especially ones in clothes. It’s cute and fun, okay, don’t mind it]

I don’t know why so many people ask me like I’m sort of 411 but- idk they have a lot of shit. Ask the shops about a index or inventory list or shit.

[okay, so, honestly, she may or may not have immediately and only asked specifically about a way to magic up pets or if they had something to make pets and animals unable to be hurt or killed. Cause she was going to either get an invincible magic fur baby, or find a way to make a non-magic one absolutely and entirely safe.she has her priorities totally straight]

[hellofishies]

Oh, yes. Of course. Hats make sense for him. [ She's actually entirely earnest in saying that. He seems like a hat bear, at least to her. ]

probably because you asked if anyone had a tattoo that made animals show up. makes sense people would think you knew about the other kinds.

[whosthemonsternow]

i don't get the logic behind that, why i'd ask if i knew anything bout the stuff

but yea, sorry, don't know what all they have. but when i was in one of the shops, they seemed to have anything and everything

[hellofishies]

you had to know what existed before you thought to get that one. unless you just wanted that from the start and asked about it?

[whosthemonsternow]

uh, yea. didn't know what they had, just went in and asked about animals right out.

[hellofishies]

oh

what made you want animals?

[whosthemonsternow]

Cause animals are awesome
They’re better than humans

[hellofishies]

that's true. animals are nicer
especially chickenz

[whosthemonsternow]

oh yeah
chickens are perfectly nice little assholes
unless you try to put any clothes on them

[hellofishies]

have you tried to put clothes on them?

[whosthemonsternow]

.... saying tried makes it sound like i didn't succeed

[hellofishies]

you're a chicken whisperer then!

[whosthemonsternow]

trust me
i was doing a lot more than whispering when those jerks started pecking and clawing
but i won in the end so

[hellofishies]

then you just beat the chicken boss. sounds like a bad boss

[whosthemonsternow]

i mean, i'll accept it
thanks

[hellofishies]

henceforth you shall be known as chikenz tamer!

[whosthemonsternow]

i can accept it
where's my sash or name plaque

[hellofishies]

i will make you both!

[whosthemonsternow]

are you serious
really are you
cause that'd be awesome

[hellofishies]

yes! im usually mostly seriously serious!

[ she's 100% serious and South can expect to find both things in her dorm in a few days. Have fun with that. ]

[whosthemonsternow]

[South leaves it at that and figures that's about all there is to it- until the items show up in her dorm and she's back on here with a video, holding them up and looking beyond shocked]

You really fucking did it?!

[hellofishies]

Why wouldn't I?