[Text] UN: South.Of.Nowhere

[whosthemonsternow]

 So. Anyone have one of those magic tattoos that maybe make animals show up? Summon animals? Whatever it's called. What animals are for dibs with it, anything or just ones from here? 

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Re: text; un: FinntheHuman

[whosthemonsternow]

[she has now grown suspicious that she is either talking to a non-human or a child]

Not yet, gonna get it in a couple days- are you a kid or something?

[punchpunchkisskiss]

What? No, I'm 16.

[ So technically he's a late teen. Definitely not a kid. ]

Or 17. The season was different when I got here so I'm not too sure.

[whosthemonsternow]

Literally a child

[never mind she’s only 23, he is a baby]

[punchpunchkisskiss]

Why does it even matter?

[ So rude. ]

[whosthemonsternow]

cause it explains a hell of a lot why you don't know shit

[punchpunchkisskiss]

[ He also doesn't know what 'hell' is, but he's definitely not gonna ask. ]

You sure that's not just because it's a made up word?

[whosthemonsternow]

buddy
i'm going to find you
and i'm going to knock some sense into you

[punchpunchkisskiss]

What the jam, why??

[whosthemonsternow]

[it takes her a moment to reply because, well, jam? ...okay...]

i just said why
knock some sense into you

[punchpunchkisskiss]

[ What the jam, South. ]

I'm not gonna let you hit me just because you used a word I've never heard before.

[whosthemonsternow]

listen
i can get hearing a word for the first time and all that
but i explained it to you
and you're STILL not getting it
you leave me no choice but to smack it into your head until you do

[punchpunchkisskiss]

Chill, man. I get it. You don't gotta flip out on me.

[whosthemonsternow]

i'm chill
i'm not flipping out
just trying to help a kid learn something new

[punchpunchkisskiss]

By hitting me?

How would you do it if I was older??

[whosthemonsternow]

christ, kid
i'm not literally going to hit you
the threat is usually enough for children to listen

if you were older though
different story

[punchpunchkisskiss]

I don't think that's a good approach to teaching.

[whosthemonsternow]

Seems to work fine to me
I mean
Are you gonna forget this conversation anytime soon?

[punchpunchkisskiss]

Fair point...

I might forget that word, though.

[whosthemonsternow]

...
please don't tell me you forgot it already

[punchpunchkisskiss]

[ ... Is it cheating if he looks further up the thread? ]

It was something like shirt, right?

[whosthemonsternow]

Boy
I be never hit a child since I was one
But I’m about to see how far you can fly with a good kick

[punchpunchkisskiss]

A lot farther with a paraglider.

[whosthemonsternow]

hey
don't underestimate how strong i can kick

[punchpunchkisskiss]

Of course not! I've never seen you kick.

I've never seen you at all.

[whosthemonsternow]

trust me, kid
i can kick a man's head off his shoulders