[Text] UN: South.Of.Nowhere

[whosthemonsternow]

 So. Anyone have one of those magic tattoos that maybe make animals show up? Summon animals? Whatever it's called. What animals are for dibs with it, anything or just ones from here? 

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[punchpunchkisskiss]

A lot farther with a paraglider.

[whosthemonsternow]

hey
don't underestimate how strong i can kick

[punchpunchkisskiss]

Of course not! I've never seen you kick.

I've never seen you at all.

[whosthemonsternow]

trust me, kid
i can kick a man's head off his shoulders

[punchpunchkisskiss]

schmowzow, that sounds rad!

[whosthemonsternow]

it actually is pretty fucking rad
unless youre the guy who's head is getting punted

[punchpunchkisskiss]

but probably only bad guys, right?

[whosthemonsternow]

Yep, only bad guys
Well
Usually....

[punchpunchkisskiss]

good enough for me!