[Text] UN: South.Of.Nowhere

[whosthemonsternow]

 So. Anyone have one of those magic tattoos that maybe make animals show up? Summon animals? Whatever it's called. What animals are for dibs with it, anything or just ones from here? 

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[skyward_eyes]

Or, you know. Get an actual pet. A lot of people had. Or go visit that cat-cafe place.

[whosthemonsternow]

yeah i don't want to be cleaning shit all the time js. and i like cats fine but come on, something awesome like a fucking bear pet would be awesome

[skyward_eyes]

If you summoned them, who says the animal would be the same one each time?

[whosthemonsternow]

...fuck
see, this is why i'm asking if anyone has something like this already cause fuck if i know

[skyward_eyes]

Did you ask the tattooer?

[whosthemonsternow]

didn't get it yet, just playing with ideas right now

[skyward_eyes]

Go for elemental stuff.

[whosthemonsternow]

eh, don't need any help with fighting magic stuff. just want a pet bear

[skyward_eyes]

Ugh you people from bear worlds and your bears. What's so great about a bear? You could have a dragon. Even if they are evil.

[whosthemonsternow]

dragons aren't fuzzy or have flabby floppy soft bellies to bury your face in. the flying part is kind of neat, and the spitting fire, but nothing beats a giant fat tummy.

[skyward_eyes]

Some dragons spit acid or ice actually.

[whosthemonsternow]

but are their hair, fuzzy, fluffy ones? with soft fat tummies?

[asking the important questions here]

[skyward_eyes]

Not on my world?

[whosthemonsternow]

then i dont want it. i'll stick to bears and wolves

[skyward_eyes]

Bears AND Wolves? Isn't that, like, things that like to EAT people?

[whosthemonsternow]

bears and wolves and whatever else i can call up when i get this tattoo, hell yea!

and, i mean, don't dragons eat people too?

[skyward_eyes]

Didn't succeed in eating me.

[whosthemonsternow]

Obviously not, no creature alive would willingly eat you

[skyward_eyes]

Oh wow, you're just a bitch.

[whosthemonsternow]

I am not just a bitch
I am The bitch
Get it right

[skyward_eyes]

You're right.
The biggest Bitch.

[whosthemonsternow]

thanks!
that's the nicest thing you've ever told me