[Text] UN: South.Of.Nowhere

[whosthemonsternow]

 So. Anyone have one of those magic tattoos that maybe make animals show up? Summon animals? Whatever it's called. What animals are for dibs with it, anything or just ones from here? 

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[skyward_eyes]

Why would you want to attract animals?

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[whosthemonsternow]

not attract, like... summon them? make them pop up magically out of nowhere. all the pros of having a pet without the work of feeding them daily or cleaning their shit

[skyward_eyes]

Or, you know. Get an actual pet. A lot of people had. Or go visit that cat-cafe place.

[whosthemonsternow]

yeah i don't want to be cleaning shit all the time js. and i like cats fine but come on, something awesome like a fucking bear pet would be awesome

[skyward_eyes]

If you summoned them, who says the animal would be the same one each time?

[whosthemonsternow]

...fuck
see, this is why i'm asking if anyone has something like this already cause fuck if i know

[skyward_eyes]

Did you ask the tattooer?

[whosthemonsternow]

didn't get it yet, just playing with ideas right now

[skyward_eyes]

Go for elemental stuff.

[whosthemonsternow]

eh, don't need any help with fighting magic stuff. just want a pet bear

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[hellofishies]

oh I want animals!

if you get it and find out you should let us know what you can summon

[skyward_eyes]

Ugh you people from bear worlds and your bears. What's so great about a bear? You could have a dragon. Even if they are evil.

[whosthemonsternow]

dragons aren't fuzzy or have flabby floppy soft bellies to bury your face in. the flying part is kind of neat, and the spitting fire, but nothing beats a giant fat tummy.

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[whosthemonsternow]

[It's a couple days later when South replies with a picture of a very fat, fuzzy black bear that may or may not be wearing a floppy winter hat for reasons]

not sure what all i can call on juuust yet, but i did get this guy! i've named him major and he's awesome

[skyward_eyes]

Some dragons spit acid or ice actually.

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[punchpunchkisskiss]

Magic tattoos? How do you get one of those?

[ He was told about mods at some point, but he wasn't paying attention. ]

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[whosthemonsternow]

pretty sure everyone who wakes up in this shitfest gets a voucher for a mod or tattoo. i went with tattoo

[whosthemonsternow]

but are their hair, fuzzy, fluffy ones? with soft fat tummies?

[asking the important questions here]

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[punchpunchkisskiss]

A voucher? That's like a coupon for free stuff, right? What's a shitfest? Do I get one? I want mods!

[skyward_eyes]

Not on my world?

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[whosthemonsternow]

slow your roll, kid

coupon, voucher, store credit- whatever you wanna call it, you get a freebie. its only for something small, but you can buy more things that are bigger and better. ask the people at the shop, i'm not your 411 here

and you've never heard of a shitfest? you know a fest like a festival or party? and shit as it's a shitty situation? it's a shit party, we're in a shit part, pal. not really that bad, the place grows on you, but it's not home, ya know? so. shitfest.

[whosthemonsternow]

then i dont want it. i'll stick to bears and wolves

[skyward_eyes]

Bears AND Wolves? Isn't that, like, things that like to EAT people?

[whosthemonsternow]

bears and wolves and whatever else i can call up when i get this tattoo, hell yea!

and, i mean, don't dragons eat people too?

[skyward_eyes]

Didn't succeed in eating me.