[Text] UN: South.Of.Nowhere

[whosthemonsternow]

 So. Anyone have one of those magic tattoos that maybe make animals show up? Summon animals? Whatever it's called. What animals are for dibs with it, anything or just ones from here? 

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[hellofishies]

Oh, yes. Of course. Hats make sense for him. [ She's actually entirely earnest in saying that. He seems like a hat bear, at least to her. ]

probably because you asked if anyone had a tattoo that made animals show up. makes sense people would think you knew about the other kinds.

[whosthemonsternow]

i don't get the logic behind that, why i'd ask if i knew anything bout the stuff

but yea, sorry, don't know what all they have. but when i was in one of the shops, they seemed to have anything and everything

[hellofishies]

you had to know what existed before you thought to get that one. unless you just wanted that from the start and asked about it?

[whosthemonsternow]

uh, yea. didn't know what they had, just went in and asked about animals right out.

[hellofishies]

oh

what made you want animals?

[whosthemonsternow]

Cause animals are awesome
They’re better than humans

[hellofishies]

that's true. animals are nicer
especially chickenz

[whosthemonsternow]

oh yeah
chickens are perfectly nice little assholes
unless you try to put any clothes on them

[hellofishies]

have you tried to put clothes on them?

[whosthemonsternow]

.... saying tried makes it sound like i didn't succeed

[hellofishies]

you're a chicken whisperer then!

[whosthemonsternow]

trust me
i was doing a lot more than whispering when those jerks started pecking and clawing
but i won in the end so

[hellofishies]

then you just beat the chicken boss. sounds like a bad boss

[whosthemonsternow]

i mean, i'll accept it
thanks

[hellofishies]

henceforth you shall be known as chikenz tamer!

[whosthemonsternow]

i can accept it
where's my sash or name plaque

[hellofishies]

i will make you both!

[whosthemonsternow]

are you serious
really are you
cause that'd be awesome

[hellofishies]

yes! im usually mostly seriously serious!

[ she's 100% serious and South can expect to find both things in her dorm in a few days. Have fun with that. ]

[whosthemonsternow]

[South leaves it at that and figures that's about all there is to it- until the items show up in her dorm and she's back on here with a video, holding them up and looking beyond shocked]

You really fucking did it?!

[hellofishies]

Why wouldn't I?

[whosthemonsternow]

cause a lot of people say they'll do shit like this
but are just blowing it out their ass
um. thanks?
thanks! i didn't expect it but i love it

[hellofishies]

a lot of people are shitty and dont try when they easily could

but you're welcome! i hope it's something bright in this not so bright place!

[whosthemonsternow]

it certainly does plenty of bright
owe you a drink or something

[hellofishies]

Yes! Drinks are good and fun