[Text] UN: South.Of.Nowhere

[whosthemonsternow]

 So. Anyone have one of those magic tattoos that maybe make animals show up? Summon animals? Whatever it's called. What animals are for dibs with it, anything or just ones from here? 

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[skyward_eyes]

Some dragons spit acid or ice actually.

[whosthemonsternow]

but are their hair, fuzzy, fluffy ones? with soft fat tummies?

[asking the important questions here]

[skyward_eyes]

Not on my world?

[whosthemonsternow]

then i dont want it. i'll stick to bears and wolves

[skyward_eyes]

Bears AND Wolves? Isn't that, like, things that like to EAT people?

[whosthemonsternow]

bears and wolves and whatever else i can call up when i get this tattoo, hell yea!

and, i mean, don't dragons eat people too?

[skyward_eyes]

Didn't succeed in eating me.

[whosthemonsternow]

Obviously not, no creature alive would willingly eat you

[skyward_eyes]

Oh wow, you're just a bitch.

[whosthemonsternow]

I am not just a bitch
I am The bitch
Get it right

[skyward_eyes]

You're right.
The biggest Bitch.

[whosthemonsternow]

thanks!
that's the nicest thing you've ever told me