[Text] UN: South.Of.Nowhere

[whosthemonsternow]

 So. Anyone have one of those magic tattoos that maybe make animals show up? Summon animals? Whatever it's called. What animals are for dibs with it, anything or just ones from here? 

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[whosthemonsternow]

oh yeah
chickens are perfectly nice little assholes
unless you try to put any clothes on them

[hellofishies]

have you tried to put clothes on them?

[whosthemonsternow]

.... saying tried makes it sound like i didn't succeed

[hellofishies]

you're a chicken whisperer then!

[whosthemonsternow]

trust me
i was doing a lot more than whispering when those jerks started pecking and clawing
but i won in the end so

[hellofishies]

then you just beat the chicken boss. sounds like a bad boss

[whosthemonsternow]

i mean, i'll accept it
thanks

[hellofishies]

henceforth you shall be known as chikenz tamer!

[whosthemonsternow]

i can accept it
where's my sash or name plaque

[hellofishies]

i will make you both!

[whosthemonsternow]

are you serious
really are you
cause that'd be awesome

[hellofishies]

yes! im usually mostly seriously serious!

[ she's 100% serious and South can expect to find both things in her dorm in a few days. Have fun with that. ]

[whosthemonsternow]

[South leaves it at that and figures that's about all there is to it- until the items show up in her dorm and she's back on here with a video, holding them up and looking beyond shocked]

You really fucking did it?!

[hellofishies]

Why wouldn't I?

[whosthemonsternow]

cause a lot of people say they'll do shit like this
but are just blowing it out their ass
um. thanks?
thanks! i didn't expect it but i love it

[hellofishies]

a lot of people are shitty and dont try when they easily could

but you're welcome! i hope it's something bright in this not so bright place!

[whosthemonsternow]

it certainly does plenty of bright
owe you a drink or something

[hellofishies]

Yes! Drinks are good and fun

[whosthemonsternow]

You got a place you wanna go or just any place'll do?

[hellofishies]

I'm not picky! Anywhere at all

[whosthemonsternow]

Awesome
Maybe that new place that just opened up around the middle of town?
I'm good any afternoon, mornings and evenings I'm all booked up though

[hellofishies]

tomorrow afternoon? if I don't show up I probably just got lost

[whosthemonsternow]

Okay
Just
If you get lost then hit me up
I’ll find my way to you no prob

[hellofishies]

Okay! Hopefully I realize if I get lost this time

[whosthemonsternow]

Well
If you don't see some awesome blonde check wearing an equally awesome sash
You're lost