TEXT; UN: lionheart

[silentnarration]

I don't understand why these customers behave like assholes. It's just an expensive grocery store.

A woman slapped me because we ran out of the good avocados. This place is stupid.

Don't shop at Premium Foods.

Edit: who's censoring this

Comments

UN: Almasy

[firacrux]

Hah! You let someone slap you?

[firacrux]

I'm gonna need you to pick me up some avocados so we can prove Nida wrong.

[silentnarration]

[oh my god why are you two ruining his post]

Why should I? I don't like avocados

[firacrux]

[Because this is what happens when you have Seifer in your life.]

What? And here I thought more highly of you. You're both going on notice.

UN: NotTechSupport

[helpdesk_hero]

That's a good question. Don't ask it if you're smart.

As for the customer thing? Entitlement. Probably never worked a min-wage job. Probably insults phone-based employees too.

[silentnarration]

It's not related to the city.

I think they have too much time on their hands.

[helpdesk_hero]

Hardly too much time. I mean, I've seen it back home with people who didn't have time. Don't even get me started on Ninjas.

[silentnarration]

Ninjas?

UN: RankA

[skyward_eyes]

Ugh, who even eats Avocados? They are inherently not good.

UN: Almasy

[firacrux]

How dare you.

Re: UN: Almasy

[skyward_eyes]

Fight me, Almasy. I will stand by my words.

[firacrux]

Oh I'll fight you alright. On the grounds of you being objectively wrong.

[silentnarration]

I agree. They taste weird

[skyward_eyes]

Couldn't you have said you liked them? Then Seifer might dislike them out of spite.

[silentnarration]

He'll just make me walk back to work to buy them.

[sociallychallenged]

UN: dpdhank

I'd guess they either never had to work hard or they're overcompensating. Pick the little guy around so they feel important.

That's weird. Paraphrase what got censored there?

[silentnarration]

They earned all their money somehow. I think they're out of touch with reality.

I just said not to come here. The store.

[sociallychallenged]

Huh.

Alright. You know what? I think actually want to come to that store. How about you tell me the name next time you're back here.

In the meantime, earning money doesn't always require working hard as a requirement. I don't know how it is in your world. Pretty sure overcompensating happens everywhere, though.

[silentnarration]

You're always welcome at Premium Foods.

[Hey, it worked.]

You're right. It does. I guess I've never seen it at this scale. I don't mind taking the abuse but it's not fair to everyone else working here.

UN: Mason

[merged]

Did you tell her to go fuck herself? Because it sounds like she needed to be told to go fuck herself.

[silentnarration]

Tempting but it gets taken out of my pay if I piss off a customer.

[Why is that even a clause.]

[merged]

She was already pissed at you. [ there are varying degrees of pissing off customers, Sharon, not that she knows that all too well. ] I mean, she fucking slapped you for nothing. That deserves some mud slinging or a good hit to the face and definitely a permanent ban from the store.

UN: Aleifr

[aleifr]

And you didn't take her coin and throw her out of the fucking store?

[silentnarration]

She's a customer so I couldn't throw her out.

Taking her money would be stealing.

[Which is a whole other felony there.]

[aleifr]

She came to the barter-make, and instead of trading in good faith, she struck you.

[That's how this works, Squall.]