TEXT; UN: lionheart

[silentnarration]

I don't understand why these customers behave like assholes. It's just an expensive grocery store.

A woman slapped me because we ran out of the good avocados. This place is stupid.

Don't shop at Premium Foods.

Edit: who's censoring this

Comments

[firacrux]

You were never one of those things and now you've just lost smart status.

[skyward_eyes]

Wow, I thought you were the sensible one given you could cook. But instead you like gunk.

[firacrux]

I am the sensible one, that's the only correct thing you've said so far. You just have no taste.

[skyward_eyes]

I got over that old teenage crush on you, didn't I?

[firacrux]

Further proof of your lack of taste.

[skyward_eyes]

Oh, yeah, you've wounded me. Someone get a potion, I'm in need.

[firacrux]

You're damn right

[skyward_eyes]

Oh, wait. I lied.

[firacrux]

No take backs.

[skyward_eyes]

And yet, it is taken.

[firacrux]

Nope. Rejecting it. End of conversation.

[skyward_eyes]

If only you had that power.

[firacrux]

[He's ended the conversation. That take back has been rejected.]