TEXT; UN: lionheart

[silentnarration]

I don't understand why these customers behave like assholes. It's just an expensive grocery store.

A woman slapped me because we ran out of the good avocados. This place is stupid.

Don't shop at Premium Foods.

Edit: who's censoring this

Comments

UN: Almasy

[firacrux]

Hah! You let someone slap you?

UN: NotTechSupport

[helpdesk_hero]

That's a good question. Don't ask it if you're smart.

As for the customer thing? Entitlement. Probably never worked a min-wage job. Probably insults phone-based employees too.

UN: RankA

[skyward_eyes]

Ugh, who even eats Avocados? They are inherently not good.

UN: Almasy

[firacrux]

How dare you.

Re: UN: Almasy

[skyward_eyes]

Fight me, Almasy. I will stand by my words.

[firacrux]

Oh I'll fight you alright. On the grounds of you being objectively wrong.

[skyward_eyes]

We've established I'm the smart, attractive brother. Clearly I'm in the right.

[firacrux]

I'm gonna need you to pick me up some avocados so we can prove Nida wrong.

[firacrux]

You were never one of those things and now you've just lost smart status.

[sociallychallenged]

UN: dpdhank

I'd guess they either never had to work hard or they're overcompensating. Pick the little guy around so they feel important.

That's weird. Paraphrase what got censored there?

[skyward_eyes]

Wow, I thought you were the sensible one given you could cook. But instead you like gunk.

[firacrux]

I am the sensible one, that's the only correct thing you've said so far. You just have no taste.

[skyward_eyes]

I got over that old teenage crush on you, didn't I?

[firacrux]

Further proof of your lack of taste.

[skyward_eyes]

Oh, yeah, you've wounded me. Someone get a potion, I'm in need.

[silentnarration]

[oh my god why are you two ruining his post]

Why should I? I don't like avocados

[firacrux]

[Because this is what happens when you have Seifer in your life.]

What? And here I thought more highly of you. You're both going on notice.

[silentnarration]

It's not related to the city.

I think they have too much time on their hands.

[silentnarration]

I agree. They taste weird

[helpdesk_hero]

Hardly too much time. I mean, I've seen it back home with people who didn't have time. Don't even get me started on Ninjas.

[skyward_eyes]

Couldn't you have said you liked them? Then Seifer might dislike them out of spite.

[silentnarration]

They earned all their money somehow. I think they're out of touch with reality.

I just said not to come here. The store.

[silentnarration]

I didn't know you cook.

[silentnarration]

Ninjas?

[silentnarration]

He'll just make me walk back to work to buy them.