TEXT; UN: lionheart

[silentnarration]

I don't understand why these customers behave like assholes. It's just an expensive grocery store.

A woman slapped me because we ran out of the good avocados. This place is stupid.

Don't shop at Premium Foods.

Edit: who's censoring this

Comments

[silentnarration]

She's a customer so I couldn't throw her out.

Taking her money would be stealing.

[Which is a whole other felony there.]

[aleifr]

She came to the barter-make, and instead of trading in good faith, she struck you.

[That's how this works, Squall.]

[silentnarration]

She was in the wrong but the store encourages that kind of behavior. They want their customers to 'feel like kings'.

I'll think of something if she comes back.

[He can be super petty. Just watch.]