TEXT; UN: lionheart

[silentnarration]

I don't understand why these customers behave like assholes. It's just an expensive grocery store.

A woman slapped me because we ran out of the good avocados. This place is stupid.

Don't shop at Premium Foods.

Edit: who's censoring this

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[firacrux]

[Because this is what happens when you have Seifer in your life.]

What? And here I thought more highly of you. You're both going on notice.

[silentnarration]

I didn't know you cook.

[firacrux]

Someone's gotta.

[silentnarration]

Garden has a cafeteria.

[firacrux]

Don't tell me you've never been stuck out on the field before?

[silentnarration]

Survival cooking is enough. It just has to be edible.

[basically RIP his teammates when it's Squall's turn to cook.]

[firacrux]

Yeah.

You're never on cooking duty. That puts you on cleaning duty, Puberty Boy.

[Squall will have fewer regrets once he learns Seifer's actually a good cook.]

[silentnarration]

Huh?

[Did he just get assigned? What?]

[firacrux]

You heard me. You're doing the dishes. It's a fair trade.

[Yes. Yes he did.]

[silentnarration]

You're cooking for me?

[He's... very confused.]

[firacrux]

I feed everyone might as well feed you too.

[silentnarration]

[This is a good time to question if they'll ever have a conversation where Squall isn't taken aback by anything Seifer happens to reveal.]

Only if it's good.

[firacrux]

You'll just have to find out for yourself now won't you?

Unless you're too afraid to take the risk.

[silentnarration]

[Why did Seifer have to go and challenge him to dinner?

... why is it working.]

Just say when.

[firacrux]

[He knows how the Squall mind works. Squall's never been any more able to back down from a challenge than Seifer has. Except now it's harmless and just food.

You're welcome, Squall.]

Tonight. Say. 6ish.

[This does, however, mean Squall's agreed to help with dishes.]

[silentnarration]

[Worst. Friend. Ever.]

I'll be there.

[He's not afraid of washing dishes!! His attempts at being critical over the food is likely going to fail though.]

[firacrux]

[Dunno. It usually works out for Squall in the end.]

Good.

[Well. That's that. Squall's going to be at dinner. Guess he better tell Nida.]