TEXT; UN: lionheart

[silentnarration]

I don't understand why these customers behave like assholes. It's just an expensive grocery store.

A woman slapped me because we ran out of the good avocados. This place is stupid.

Don't shop at Premium Foods.

Edit: who's censoring this

Comments

UN: RankA

[skyward_eyes]

Ugh, who even eats Avocados? They are inherently not good.

UN: Almasy

[firacrux]

How dare you.

Re: UN: Almasy

[skyward_eyes]

Fight me, Almasy. I will stand by my words.

[firacrux]

Oh I'll fight you alright. On the grounds of you being objectively wrong.

[skyward_eyes]

We've established I'm the smart, attractive brother. Clearly I'm in the right.

[firacrux]

You were never one of those things and now you've just lost smart status.

[skyward_eyes]

Wow, I thought you were the sensible one given you could cook. But instead you like gunk.

[firacrux]

I am the sensible one, that's the only correct thing you've said so far. You just have no taste.

[skyward_eyes]

I got over that old teenage crush on you, didn't I?

[firacrux]

Further proof of your lack of taste.

[skyward_eyes]

Oh, yeah, you've wounded me. Someone get a potion, I'm in need.

[firacrux]

You're damn right

[skyward_eyes]

Oh, wait. I lied.

[silentnarration]

I agree. They taste weird

[skyward_eyes]

Couldn't you have said you liked them? Then Seifer might dislike them out of spite.

[silentnarration]

He'll just make me walk back to work to buy them.

[skyward_eyes]

Going to suggest something controversial here.

Say. No.

[silentnarration]

I do.

[It's not very effective.]

[skyward_eyes]

Good. Stick to it.

[silentnarration]

Aren't you on his side?

[skyward_eyes]

Family doesn’t have to always agree. And he gets intense over cooking.

[silentnarration]

I didn't know he can cook.

[Edited in many minutes later.]

There's a lot I don't know about him.

[skyward_eyes]

He’s learning. Quickly. Ever know him not to learn something he wanted at all possible speed? Part of my pay check goes to him for cooking. I also do grocery shopping. Though maybe that should be your task.

[silentnarration]

[That sounds like Seifer all right.]

He said he'll feed me if I do the dishes. [Still super weird.] I don't mind shopping as long as I'm not buying from my workplace.

This feels really normal...

[skyward_eyes]

Oh dear, I don't know that arrangement will work. I'll have to discuss with him. I mean, we've got an in for a good grocery store!