TEXT; UN: lionheart

[silentnarration]

I don't understand why these customers behave like assholes. It's just an expensive grocery store.

A woman slapped me because we ran out of the good avocados. This place is stupid.

Don't shop at Premium Foods.

Edit: who's censoring this

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[skyward_eyes]

Couldn't you have said you liked them? Then Seifer might dislike them out of spite.

[silentnarration]

He'll just make me walk back to work to buy them.

[skyward_eyes]

Going to suggest something controversial here.

Say. No.

[silentnarration]

I do.

[It's not very effective.]

[skyward_eyes]

Good. Stick to it.

[silentnarration]

Aren't you on his side?

[skyward_eyes]

Family doesn’t have to always agree. And he gets intense over cooking.

[silentnarration]

I didn't know he can cook.

[Edited in many minutes later.]

There's a lot I don't know about him.

[skyward_eyes]

He’s learning. Quickly. Ever know him not to learn something he wanted at all possible speed? Part of my pay check goes to him for cooking. I also do grocery shopping. Though maybe that should be your task.

[silentnarration]

[That sounds like Seifer all right.]

He said he'll feed me if I do the dishes. [Still super weird.] I don't mind shopping as long as I'm not buying from my workplace.

This feels really normal...

[skyward_eyes]

Oh dear, I don't know that arrangement will work. I'll have to discuss with him. I mean, we've got an in for a good grocery store!

[silentnarration]

No.

The employee discount sucks.

[He's not paying these stupid prices for special-grade biologically-engineered fruits and vegetables.]

[skyward_eyes]

Well, since your'e going to learn what the good avocados look like, you should definitely be in charge of it.

[silentnarration]

I'll shop somewhere else.

[Until Seifer and Nida ask for something specific anyway. Also he totally just agreed to this didn't he?]

[skyward_eyes]

[The power of assuming the answer you want.]

Good choice.