UN: Almasy - Audio

[firacrux]

Anyone out there know how to do stitches? Asking for a friend.

On a completely unrelated note what to do with a concussion and possible brain damage?

[Quieter.]

...The brain damage is old don't worry about it.

Comments

audio; un: jane doe

[scathefires]

[bro. bro pls. jason sighs loudly and if this were video, seifer would see jason tiredly rubbing his face.]

What'd you do.

[firacrux]

Hey, hey! [He does sound pained so don't believe his lies. Even if he's doing a spectacular job covering it up.]

I said for a friend.



[Several beats.]

I'm a little out of practice it's no big deal.

[scathefires]

Does anyone ever actually believe that "for a friend" crap?

[you're gonna give him grey hairs, bro.]

I'd ask how you ended up with a concussion and needing stitches, but I've had both problems plenty of times before, so I can guess. Did you at least get a good hit in on the other guy?

[helpdesk_hero]

I can administer stitches. Granted if you can get him, Dr. Michael Morbius has more hands on experience. I am a neurologist though. I could consult on brain damage.

[firacrux]

Got any tips for why someone would block a blow with his head?

[Private]

[helpdesk_hero]

Not without an in person consult. And if I did, it would be presented to the person in the situation given Doctor-patient confidentiality is a thing. I suppose the question you must ask yourself, though, is why you did.

[Sorry. Literally everyone uses ‘for a friend’ to mean for themselves but they are too ashamed to admit it.]

Audio | UN: Cissie

[cisskabob]

...I feel like there's a little triage needed here. But, uh. I'm pretty good with stitches. How bad is your--uh, your friend's head?

[firacrux]

He's conscious, seems a little out of it. No blood surprisingly enough. Gonna have a nice lump to show for his efforts.

[cisskabob]

Oh, you really did mean for your friend! Or, wait, are the stitches for him--or her--too? Or for you?

[sociallychallenged]

Well, my first recommendation would be a hospital.

My second would be to hit up one of the actual doctors roaming around her. I'm sure they have an oath to do something about that.

The uh... lingering brain damage probably needs some medical attention too. The fuck caused that?

[firacrux]

I think I found someone who can run a needle and thread well enough.

Oh, that? Well y'see it's what happens when you keep your head up your own ass too long you start cuttin' off oxygen to the brain.

[This is purely shit-talk for the sake of making himself worry less. He's probably going to be murdered for this soon.]

[sociallychallenged]

Yeah, I know a lot of people like that, they could probably stand to see a doctor, too.

Is he throwing up or seeing sparks in his vision?

[And yup, he's totally buying the 'for a friend' because Seifer knows people who gets their throat slit and jumps in front of moving vehicles. It's HIGHLY LIKELY someone he knows would end up with a busted head.]

audio | un: Hawkward

[therevanchist]

There are hospitals for that, but I can heal traumatic injuries if you haven't taken care of it already.

[Jedi OP, pls nerf.]

[firacrux]

I think we've figured out a game plan, but thanks. Might have you look at my buddy's head if he doesn't perk up soon.

[Don't tell the devs. Working as intended!]

[therevanchist]

Pre-existing brain injuries I'm not so sure about, but I can always try. Dare I ask what your "friend" was doing that resulted in the need for stitches?

[No one is ever really AFAF.]

Audio

[minus1twin]

I know enough but I see you have plenty of help here.

What did you do?

[She's just assuming that he's the one that needs stitches.]

[firacrux]

Playing too rough. You know how it goes.

[He has no idea if she knows how it goes. She's assuming right.]

action; jason and cissie to the rescue!

[scathefires]

[jason and cissie turn up soon enough, medical supplies in tow, in a “creatively borrowed” car that is a genuine sci-fi bucket of rust. yes, jason found a car on the street that didn’t look like anyone would miss it and hotwired it into working order. no, he is not even a little bit sorry about it. yes, he intends to put it back when the injured idiot squad has been handled.]

This must be the place. Sure looks shady enough.

[cisskabob]

[Cissie pulls out her phone to check the landmarks Seifer gave her earlier against what they’re seeing, and she squints up at the sketchiest of their surrounding buildings.]

Shady is one word for it. How did they even find this place? [Its more of a rhetorical question than one she expects an answer to, and she falls into step next to Jason, sliding her hand in his. She reaches out to knock, trying the doorknob.]

...Hello? Anyone—home?

text; un: OwlPrincess

[etherealsage]

Wait—are you hurt?

[Obvious question is obvious.]

UN: Almasy

[firacrux]

Nothing out of the ordinary.

[She's going to be really mad when she realizes Squall's in on it too.]

audio; un: aqua

[aguidingkey]

I can heal, if you need it.

[ she's... a little concerned about all of the phrasing here. also he knows that her power is still limited here, so it's really up in the air as to how much good she'll be able to do, but... it's the thought that counts, right? ]

[firacrux]

Gonna see about getting patched up enough to head back, but I might take you up on that later, roomie.

[Reduced power or not he still might not mind speeding the healing process along. No one likes down time when they didn't want it.]

[video]

[orren]

If help hasn't arrived already, I can offer some assistance.

[video]

[firacrux]

Thanks for the offer, we got help on the way. What d'you specialize in?