UN: Almasy - Audio

[firacrux]

Anyone out there know how to do stitches? Asking for a friend.

On a completely unrelated note what to do with a concussion and possible brain damage?

[Quieter.]

...The brain damage is old don't worry about it.

Comments

[firacrux]

Every training session should be treated like a real battle if you want to be prepared for the real thing.

[So yeah. You die during practice you die in real life.]

[scathefires]

[there's a second of silence and then jason can be heard laughing loudly and openly. sorry but your brother's kind of an asshole.]

[firacrux]

[Unsure if that's a good response or not but he'll take it.]

You never heard how we got these matching scars did you?

[scathefires]

[at least he's not off brooding in silence?]

Don't think so. Please tell me it's a better story than you two acting like amateurs while training.

[firacrux]

[Better than it could be!]

I didn't feel like he was giving enough effort so I put a hole in his face. He did a good job getting me back.

[And then passing out. He might be why Squall's brain damaged.]

[scathefires]

Cute. Now we just gotta get you matching outfits and you two can pull a whole Parent Trap routine.

[firacrux]

If you're expecting me in black leather you can forget it!

[scathefires]

I think I've got a belt or two you could borrow.

[firacrux]

I have better fashion sense, ain't dressing like him.

[scathefires]

It's a joke, Seifer. [way to be a wet noodle, bro.] Can't believe I'm the one saying this, but would it kill you to lighten up a little?

[siiiiiigh.]

Is anyone coming around to patch you idiots up, or do you need my help?

[firacrux]

[Today he is the fun ruiner.]

Sorry.

[Sometimes the military is hard to knock out of them.]

Ah, I think Cissie's on the way. She got wheels, do you? Someone's gonna need a motor. It's a five hour walk on a good day.

[scathefires]

I can find wheels, don't worry. [seifer's probably never heard about how jason has a past life as a car/parts thief, huh.] Cissie's good at this kinda thing. She put me back together when I blew myself up.

[firacrux]

[Oh really? Because they just so happen have a vehicle that needs some parts. But for right now the more pressing matter is getting everyone back in one piece.]

Shit, well, if she can deal with that then this should be a piece of cake for her. I'm sure you guys can find your way. I already sent her some directions.

[scathefires]

All right. We'll get there as soon as we can.

[firacrux]

Call me if you need more directions.

[scathefires]

Will do. Try not to break anything else until I get there.

[firacrux]

Yeah, yeah. No promises.