[text] un: lsfkdj

[fuckregularpeople]

i need one of three things:

a a ladder,
b someone who can climb walls/fly, or
c someone who can dangle me off a building without dropping me.

gotta paint something.

Comments

[be_notorious]

You know, I could top all of these things and rig you up a pully system and a seat. Ladders are a pain when it requires you to stay up a while.

[fuckregularpeople]

how much will that cost me?

[be_notorious]

Cost of labor if you can get the supplies. Or you can keep me fed the whole time and that's good too. Hard to work on an empty stomach.

[fuckregularpeople]

well shit, you're a fucking bargain.

i got someone to help for now but i can use that.

[be_notorious]

I been to places where food's worth a king's ransom, which is unfortunate for a hungry guy like myself. Seems like a good deal for me.

[fuckregularpeople]

sucks to be you, but i don't mind buying you takeout for some rigging.

[be_notorious]

I got a hell of an appetite. Might wanna make sure it's from one of those places with the big portions. Just let me know.

[fuckregularpeople]

hey, i don't eat anywhere else. [Someone despises cooking and probably fills up the dorms' 3rd-floor fridge with multiple half-finished big meals.] i can fit you in tomorrow.

[be_notorious]

Works for me.

I'll send you a list of the supplies I'll need.

[fuckregularpeople]

you'd be better off sending me a list of your favorite foods. i'll pay for that.

[be_notorious]

My standards are pretty low. My favorite food is 'edible'. Just grab some cheap stuff.

[fuckregularpeople]

You're not even going to limit me to "chicken" or "Indian food"? Fuck, man, you're easy to deal with.

[be_notorious]

I've had to live off alien jerky. I'm real easy.

[fuckregularpeople]

what do you mean "alien jerky?"

[be_notorious]

Jerky made from some big old alien invaders. If you're starving and some three-ton thick-skinned son of a bitch needs putting down? Better than nothing.

[fuckregularpeople]

cool. i am so not getting you that.

[be_notorious]

Yeah. Good plan. Takes a lotta work and a rocket launcher and more time when it's worth when you all have ramen carts and hot dog stands. And these snoobloo things.

[They're snails. He doesn't know that. If he did? He'd still eat 'em.]

[fuckregularpeople]

plus alien jerky sounds nasty as fuck. i'll get you some curry or pasta or whatever instead.