[text] un: lsfkdj

[fuckregularpeople]

i need one of three things:

a a ladder,
b someone who can climb walls/fly, or
c someone who can dangle me off a building without dropping me.

gotta paint something.

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text | un: Ventus

[salvagedlight]

I can fly, kind of.

[fuckregularpeople]

cool. wanna paint a wall?

[salvagedlight]

It's probably not a good idea - I'm not an artist, at all. But I could help you set something up so you can, if you want. And I know an artist you could ask for help if you need it.

[fuckregularpeople]

can you paint a wall white? that's what i need to start with.

[salvagedlight]

I think I can do that, if you don't want anything drawn.

[fuckregularpeople]

not yet, i just need it prepped. it's a graffiti wall so your artist friend can hit it up once it's ready. you can tag it too.

[be_notorious]

You know, I could top all of these things and rig you up a pully system and a seat. Ladders are a pain when it requires you to stay up a while.

[salvagedlight]

What's a graffiti wall?

[fuckregularpeople]

a wall you can paint anything you like on. i don't think this city has one, we're due.

[fuckregularpeople]

how much will that cost me?

[be_notorious]

Cost of labor if you can get the supplies. Or you can keep me fed the whole time and that's good too. Hard to work on an empty stomach.

[fuckregularpeople]

well shit, you're a fucking bargain.

i got someone to help for now but i can use that.

[salvagedlight]

Oh.

[There's a pause of about 30 seconds.]

Are you sure they'd be okay with that? They seem pretty strict.

[fuckregularpeople]

it's my wall, i can do what i want with it. i want people to paint it.

[salvagedlight]

Where is this wall? In your room?

[fuckregularpeople]

outside my work.

[salvagedlight]

Oh, okay. When do you want to do this?

[fuckregularpeople]

just let me grab the paint.

[be_notorious]

I been to places where food's worth a king's ransom, which is unfortunate for a hungry guy like myself. Seems like a good deal for me.

[whosthemonsternow]

i can scale walls better than anyone, what you need?

[fuckregularpeople]

sucks to be you, but i don't mind buying you takeout for some rigging.

[fuckregularpeople]

someone to scale a wall and paint it top to bottom. so i'm looking for someone who can hang off a wall with one or no hands for a long period of time.

[be_notorious]

I got a hell of an appetite. Might wanna make sure it's from one of those places with the big portions. Just let me know.

[whosthemonsternow]

well, i can't do no hands but i can do one hand and pain easy as fuck. what're you painting? someone graffiti something? you can send a report in and i'm sure the mayor could help or whatever. but since i am one of her top bodyguards, i have no prob giving a hand to help

[fuckregularpeople]

sounds good to me. i'm painting a graffiti wall! outside of my friend's art gallery. street artists should have a designated place to work, don't you think?