[text] un: lsfkdj

[fuckregularpeople]

i need one of three things:

a a ladder,
b someone who can climb walls/fly, or
c someone who can dangle me off a building without dropping me.

gotta paint something.

Comments

[fuckregularpeople]

cool. i am so not getting you that.

[be_notorious]

Yeah. Good plan. Takes a lotta work and a rocket launcher and more time when it's worth when you all have ramen carts and hot dog stands. And these snoobloo things.

[They're snails. He doesn't know that. If he did? He'd still eat 'em.]

[fuckregularpeople]

plus alien jerky sounds nasty as fuck. i'll get you some curry or pasta or whatever instead.