UN: Observer

[firacrux]

Local Man in Fetish Gear Creates Road Hazard During Parade. Discarded Belts Under Investigation.

Could he be working with the bomber?

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UN: Observer

[firacrux]

[From military rearing to authoritarian dystopia. Can't they catch a break for a little trolling fun?]

To be fair. There were a lot of belts.

It's fashion terrorism at the very least.

[sociallychallenged]

I wore a chain on my wallet as a teenager. A lot of crimes can be forgiven by youth and inexperience.

[firacrux]

Oh no. these are obscene. He wears three on his waist they aren't even holding anything up. And don't get me started on the ones on his thigh.

Who the hell wears belts on their thigh? Wallet chain's just to keep it in place that's completely reasonable.

[sociallychallenged]

Old school Trent Reznor would have. But I'm more a Devin Townsend fan so it's not really my jam.

You wanna tease your buddy, sneak shit into his belts while he's not looking. If he catches you and is too fast for you, then he's too good for you to make fun of.

[firacrux]

Are those names? The hell kinda names are those?

Oh. He is never too good for me to make fun of I assure you.

[sociallychallenged]

They're musicians, and I think it's almost a requirement for musicians to have fucked up names. I guess they got a lot of the alphabet covered between them.

At least he sounds like the type of guy you can always buy for on holidays.

[firacrux]

Haven't had much access to that kinda thing. Wouldn't know. Sounds like it.

Oh you bet. I can just imagine the pissed off look on his face now.

[sociallychallenged]

Worry more about the pissed off look on authority faces and keep the embarrassments small scale.

I haven't found any from them here. [He's guessing it encourages too much resistance. He prefers heavy metal but he'd take industrial and nu-metal at this rate.] But lots of leather and belts and maybe even fishnets is the aesthetic, so I bet you'd recognize it on an album.

Well, that and fucking J-Pop but the difference there is a grim background or a bright one on the cover.

[firacrux]

Yeah, yeah, you made your point.

[Him and the Admin. Sheesh it's like dealing with Garden all over again. Also, is it an Earth custom to talk about pop culture because he knew someone else who did that. At least he didn't hate the endless questions that followed, guess they'll see if this guy does either.]

Can't say I've seen many albums. Like I said, wouldn't know. What the hell's J-pop?

[sociallychallenged]

Pop in general is about love songs and dance music. J-Pop is the Japanese version of it which is usually directed at a younger audience.

[They tried to pull some shit on him with Babymetal, and while the back-up band isn't bad at all the vocals are all pop and nowhere near Angela Gossow quality.]

There is not shit for decent fucking music here. I need to look harder.

[firacrux]

Yeah love songs are usually a hit with people. Japanese, I've heard that word before. You're one of those Earth people aren't you?

[Yes, Hank's talking to an alien, or they're both talking to aliens. Technically. And boy if he had any idea about any of that Seifer would have thought that was hilarious.]

Can't say I've thought to look myself. Wonder what they've got?

[sociallychallenged]

Glad to know strange fashion choices unite our worlds.

They have some decent Jazz. Found some Rhythm and Blues. Both of those pretty decent. Honestly, you can probably find something good in any Earth genre and find some royal turds in there too.

[firacrux]

It's a universal constant.

You know I never really thought to be much into music. Maybe I should have a look now that I got nothin' but time.