UN: Observer

[firacrux]

Local Man in Fetish Gear Creates Road Hazard During Parade. Discarded Belts Under Investigation.

Could he be working with the bomber?

Comments

text: UN: Almasy

[firacrux]

Oh shit.

No I'm just fucking around. The hell is this?

[headandhand]

In that case, let this be a warning that using the Dualink system to spread misinformation about matters of public safety is strictly against the Dualink ToS.

And as my username suggests, I am the Dualink admin. I am here to monitor content and provide support, where needed.

[firacrux]

Uh. Right. Understood.

[Please don't tase him.]

You guys are fast holy shit.

[Also a buzzkill.]

[headandhand]

Timeliness in response is essential for an admin.

Thank you for complying. Good day, Mr. Almasy.