[text] un: lsfkdj

[fuckregularpeople]

i need one of three things:

a a ladder,
b someone who can climb walls/fly, or
c someone who can dangle me off a building without dropping me.

gotta paint something.

Comments

[ichoosefight]

just a suggestion in case you get a volunteer with a job. better safe than sorry while commiting petty vandalism, right?

[fuckregularpeople]

petty vandalism what? this is completely above-the-board artistic expression on a free graffiti wall.

[ichoosefight]

aren't those usually at ground level? or are you just that short

no judgment if you are

[fuckregularpeople]

thank god you're not judging me for being short. assuming i'm dumb and a criminal's fine, but short? that might make you sound like an asshole.

[ichoosefight]

vandalism is barely a crime

but ok, I'm sorry. I shouldn't assume. I'm just used to my friends being into graffiti.

[fuckregularpeople]

barely but people here are FUCKED

do you do it?

[ichoosefight]

very true

graffiti? nah, I'm not much of an artist. played lookout once or twice, but the police force in Gotham is a joke.

[fuckregularpeople]

yeah there's a reason people avoid gotham, fuck that

[ichoosefight]

I'll drink to that

where are you from? I don't meet many people here from worlds with a Gotham

[fuckregularpeople]

ohio.

[It's not exactly where she's from, but it is where she'd been living when the Head brought her in. It's also about as specific as she wants to get over a phone here.]

[ichoosefight]

sounds pleasantly boring. ever been to Gotham?

[fuckregularpeople]

sometimes. the time my town got sucked up a donkey's asshole was a little unpleasant.

been a lot of places.

[ichoosefight]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume you're being literal?

How very mysterious of you

[fuckregularpeople]

have you ever heard someone say "sucked up a donkey's asshole" when they mean "boring town?"

[And yes she is very mysterious, thank you for noticing, Steph. Not sharing is part of being mysterious.]

[ichoosefight]

no but I'm from Gotham, I'm not really familiar with the concept of boring towns

[fuckregularpeople]

okay fair. sorry you grew up in gotham

[ichoosefight]

you and me both.

sorry your town got sucked up a donkey's butt?