one } voice; un: jane doe (they know what everybody knows)

[scathefires]

Who wants to help me settle a bet? I've got two questions if you do.

One - do you have an expression where you're from that goes "close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades"?

And two - what the hell do horseshoes and hand grenades have to do with each other anyway?

private to seifer and nida.

So we never went camping, back in the village.

[that's. pathetic, but it's the best he can do for offering an olive branch to his brothers.]

Comments

[scathefires]

'Cause floors get dirty and people don't wanna clean 'em, I guess. What would you do with a robot instead?

[therevanchist]

[Assassinations, apparently.]

If I tried to make my utility droid sweep floors, he'd just start running over my feet instead.

[Which wouldn't happen if she did regular memory wipes, but she's not a monster.]

[scathefires]

[well. that's not entirely a terrible idea - probably more efficient, if it does lack the personal touch of a traditional assassination.]

There's a pretty easy fix for that, y'know - just keep your feet up and out of the way.