one } voice; un: jane doe (they know what everybody knows)

[scathefires]

Who wants to help me settle a bet? I've got two questions if you do.

One - do you have an expression where you're from that goes "close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades"?

And two - what the hell do horseshoes and hand grenades have to do with each other anyway?

private to seifer and nida.

So we never went camping, back in the village.

[that's. pathetic, but it's the best he can do for offering an olive branch to his brothers.]

Comments

[scathefires]

Hey, I only said it was hard to have a back yard when you live on the streets. I didn’t say I only lived on the streets.

[mrsarcastic003]

You are my absolute favorite kind of troll.

[scathefires]

That's high praise, coming from a master troll such as yourself.

[mrsarcastic003]

I'd say that doesn't sound like me, but I think we both know better.

[scathefires]

Yeah, I think we do. Did I ever tell you about the first time we talked, back in Wonderland? You called me dad.

[mrsarcastic003]

I'm sorry, I did what?

[scathefires]

[jason laughs, and for once, it’s full of genuine amusement, not dry or bitter.]

Maybe if you’re a good boy, I’ll tell you all about it sometime.

[mrsarcastic003]

That sounds like one hell of a story. I'll try to mind my manners so I can hear the rest of it.