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OK, I know I said my offer was one time only the last time we talked, but I’ve been watching all of you for the past few days, and I actually feel sorry for you. So I’m trying this again. Most of your more hostile comrades seem to be among the disappeared, so I hope those of you who are left will be a little more reasonable about this whole thing.
My name is Jack. I am not - repeat, NOT - working with the Head, and I wasn’t a member of the Heart, either. I’m not trying to trick you - my offer to help is genuine. And I even brought an olive branch this time. It’s a video I found, and no, I’m not Rickrolling - click here and watch. I think you’ll find it sheds some pretty interesting light on what happened here, back in the day.
Now, when you’re done watching, you have a decision to make. Do you want my help? Because I have a couple of tricks up my sleeve, and I’m happy to share them - for a price. My going rate is the same as last time - I want a story. A confession, specifically, of something wrong that you did and got away with. As far as what I’m offering? I can set up a secure network for you to communicate with each other, stay in touch, talk out whatever plans you might come up with to escape this hellhole. It’ll be a lot easier than trying to coordinate a dozen people into the same meatspace where yes, Virginia, you’re still being monitored by our evil robot overlord. So that’s one option. The other is that through the power of magick, I can make you invisible to all technological surveillance. Option A, the network, will need to be a group decision. If you pick option B, though, we’ll arrange payment on an individual basis.
Questions are fine, but I’d appreciate a little civility. If you’re only going to yell and be a dick, you can just keep scrolling.
My name is Jack. I am not - repeat, NOT - working with the Head, and I wasn’t a member of the Heart, either. I’m not trying to trick you - my offer to help is genuine. And I even brought an olive branch this time. It’s a video I found, and no, I’m not Rickrolling - click here and watch. I think you’ll find it sheds some pretty interesting light on what happened here, back in the day.
Now, when you’re done watching, you have a decision to make. Do you want my help? Because I have a couple of tricks up my sleeve, and I’m happy to share them - for a price. My going rate is the same as last time - I want a story. A confession, specifically, of something wrong that you did and got away with. As far as what I’m offering? I can set up a secure network for you to communicate with each other, stay in touch, talk out whatever plans you might come up with to escape this hellhole. It’ll be a lot easier than trying to coordinate a dozen people into the same meatspace where yes, Virginia, you’re still being monitored by our evil robot overlord. So that’s one option. The other is that through the power of magick, I can make you invisible to all technological surveillance. Option A, the network, will need to be a group decision. If you pick option B, though, we’ll arrange payment on an individual basis.
Questions are fine, but I’d appreciate a little civility. If you’re only going to yell and be a dick, you can just keep scrolling.
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Why would you want a confession? [ It seems like a strange exchange. ]
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All right, then.
So, how do we do this?
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Still... ]
Probably just myself, but what's needed for both?
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sorry for how late this is; my computer spent some time with a foot in the grave
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How much detail do you need? Your whole society is built different from ours, you'll need a lot of context.
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Nah, we didn't talk much last time. Your offer came at a time that seemed pretty suspicious, can't blame us for bein' cautious about it.
First thing's first: What's Rickrolling?
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As for Rickrolling ... the easiest way to explain it is to say it’s a joke you play on people, sending them a link that you tell them is for something but it’s actually a link to a specific music video. Here, I’ll show you.
Check out this map to the Head’s current location!
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Hah! Shit, that's great. So why that one specifically, any reason? I'm guessing this is one of those Earth things like the movie references and shit you guys like to do.
[He's been given ideas. What have you begun? He's saving that link for later.]
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[Seifer will forever annoy Earth folks with questions about their strange social culture. It sounds fun, he likes it a lot better than where he comes from.]
Also, can I just say wow what the hell? In regards to that video you put out. The hell did you manage to dig that up, even? Holy shit. I didn't realize the tunnels were full of fuckin' magic. Guess it explains a thing or two about...
Fuck it I don't know a Hynedamned thing about this kinda magic.
What were you using a confession for again?
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What the hell happened?
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And missing some friends.
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Oh, well. That's going to be fun for future Tim to deal with.]
Sounds like you're having just as frustrating a return to consciousness as the rest of us, then. Sorry to hear it.
Anyway, it seems like we're all in agreement regarding your offer. I'm assuming we should get back to you with a volunteer we've all agreed on? And I'm still interested in personal invisibility to technology. It's no fun sneaking around when you're under constant surveillance.
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