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dualisnet2019-12-14 06:01 pm
headandhand) wrote in dualisnet2019-12-14 06:01 pm
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[No, it’s not deja-vu, just another city-wide evening broadcast that appears on all channels with a special bulletin from the mayor. Once again, she sits squarely behind an impressively-sized, sturdy wooden desk, hands folded, smiling a little too pleasantly.]
Greetings and good evening, citizens! I'm Mayor Marcelina Dubanowski, and tonight, I come to you with an announcement of a new initiative I’ve just launched to help protect our fair city. As you may have noticed in the past two weeks, there have been reports of a new criminal menace that has been wreaking havoc in our streets, a miscreant that has to date only been identified as something called a goose. [The screen splits, and the other half displays video surveillance footage of a goose chasing people through the streets, stealing various items, committing acts of petty vandalism, and being a general nuisance.] So far, the suspect has evaded capture by the Dualis Police Department, which has been working overtime to bring both this goose and members of the terrorist organization known as “the Heart” to justice.
[The mayor pivots to a side camera, widening her smile to show even more teeth.]
But there’s a way that you can help! Starting tomorrow, volunteers will be randomly chosen from the city’s population to assist with tracking down this terrible goose. These volunteers will be assigned into pairs and provided equipment to aid them in this important civic duty. I, the Dualis Police Department, and the rest of your fellow citizens thank you in advance for donating your time and effort toward restoring peace to our wonderful city!
As a reminder - even though we haven’t seen any acts of violence and destruction in the past months, the Heart is still considered armed, dangerous, and at large. My special tip line is still active, so you can call to report information you may have about the Heart. Any information that leads to the arrest and conviction of any member of the Heart will be rewarded with a sum of 1000 duos. So if you see or hear something - say something! Help us bring this amazing city we call our home back to true greatness as a thriving place of harmony and opportunity for all.
[And she turns back to addressing the camera front and center again.]
Thank you so much for your time and attention tonight, citizens. Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming. Have a blessed day!
Greetings and good evening, citizens! I'm Mayor Marcelina Dubanowski, and tonight, I come to you with an announcement of a new initiative I’ve just launched to help protect our fair city. As you may have noticed in the past two weeks, there have been reports of a new criminal menace that has been wreaking havoc in our streets, a miscreant that has to date only been identified as something called a goose. [The screen splits, and the other half displays video surveillance footage of a goose chasing people through the streets, stealing various items, committing acts of petty vandalism, and being a general nuisance.] So far, the suspect has evaded capture by the Dualis Police Department, which has been working overtime to bring both this goose and members of the terrorist organization known as “the Heart” to justice.
[The mayor pivots to a side camera, widening her smile to show even more teeth.]
But there’s a way that you can help! Starting tomorrow, volunteers will be randomly chosen from the city’s population to assist with tracking down this terrible goose. These volunteers will be assigned into pairs and provided equipment to aid them in this important civic duty. I, the Dualis Police Department, and the rest of your fellow citizens thank you in advance for donating your time and effort toward restoring peace to our wonderful city!
As a reminder - even though we haven’t seen any acts of violence and destruction in the past months, the Heart is still considered armed, dangerous, and at large. My special tip line is still active, so you can call to report information you may have about the Heart. Any information that leads to the arrest and conviction of any member of the Heart will be rewarded with a sum of 1000 duos. So if you see or hear something - say something! Help us bring this amazing city we call our home back to true greatness as a thriving place of harmony and opportunity for all.
[And she turns back to addressing the camera front and center again.]
Thank you so much for your time and attention tonight, citizens. Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming. Have a blessed day!