Hank Anderson (
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[Hank still wants to research into the missing people and initiate his vague plan to devalue the iterations. Right now the public see them as a protective force for good. Hank wants the people to see other fucking people as their reliable protective force. That in the many variations of temperaments and personalities and creative resolutions to conflict, they can find their safety.]
I have a case that could use some assistance from some specialized outsiders. If you could come to me and lay out your experience and training, I would like to offer you temporary deputy work in helping solve this case.
Necessary qualifications include:
-Combat against armed opponents
-Negotiation and Interrogation
-Ability to secure an area until CSI arrives (cursory crime scene analysis a bonus)
Due to Dualis's policy on providing payment through credit, if you would want rewards we would have to attach a name to your activities. However if you'd want to work off-record [which is as close to anonymously as he can get] we could come to some sort of arrangement such as donated payment.
I'll be at the cat cafe to conduct interviews 4:00 to 6:00 in the afternoon for the next week. You can show up when it's convenient to talk. Sounds like a fucking weird place for it, yes, it'll make more sense when you're there.
I've also arranged for donated goods to be offered when people come in and might find themselves in a state of disrepair or any nicer version of saying fucked the hell up. New clothes, medical things like crutches for people with chronic conditions, sanitary supplies like soap and toothbrushes, things of that nature. So if you want to donate something to the people coming in there's a donation box in the dormitory's lower entryway and they'll be taken to the temple.
Hank is pretty sure he'll be able to tell if someone is bullshitting their credentials and whether they'll do intentional harm with their new role. It's hard to do background checks when different universes are involved, but he thinks he's figured out a way to beat the system without having to use any of the department's lie detectors.
Note: Plotting post here.
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Or she could end them all. She also seemed decidedly unstable. "Fruitful, that, though just as vulnerable as speech if they can simply extract the memories, isn't it?" He looks down at his drink, thoughtful but making it appear as though he's simply considering the beverage's flavor. Idly, after all, he was. It was lacking. "She and I could work in tandem. A variation of the spell I use to render myself invisible can me used to cloak an area in silence."
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The invisible thing though? And her mind? Even if they switch it up sometimes (he wouldn't want the same group meeting up every single time, people would take notice, he sure as shit would) it's a damn good plan. So he nods. Yeah, he likes that.
Honestly this whole thing is an exercise in thinking backwards. He'll have to ask Connor about it, too. What could they do that Hank or Connor themselves probably wouldn't notice.
"...You know, the bodies brought in from the drug thing have appeared to be human. So uh... It's not my favorite fuckin' thing-" and why it didn't occur to him first "-but we could get a couple of their brains out of the morgue."
Desecrating a body? Not his favorite. But dying himself is even further down the list. And if they steal a couple of removed whole brains from bodies that have already been autopsied, write them off as being contaminated or destroyed, they'll probably even go unnoticed.
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He could spy without being technologically detected, after all. His physical mind would be up to two miles away. "It's a corpse, Hank. Their spirits have long-since fled. Take heart, it's for a good cause." He even offers the other man a reassuring smile. "I have a personal stake in seeing this through, after all. I have a proper afterlife to attend."
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Hank frowns to himself.
"Yeah, yeah. I know. I'd be all 'absolutely not' if I didn't realize it was important. Connor was supposed to go down into the morgue to look at the bodies, so he's got an excuse to be down there. Not sure he can get the brains out."
But... wait. The fuck is Loki talking about?
"Like you're gonna be ridin' it out to Valhalla? What are you talking about? I mean, I know dead people show up here, but what the hell could get a drop on you?"
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It was imperative they get a look at the chips inside those brains, though. "We'll see to it he gets them out."
And he swallows at the further prodding. "If the gods are good, yes, and it was a titan with the might of the cosmos at his command." He breathes a sigh, taking a sip from his drink before explaining further. "In my universe, there is a collection of ancient stones, the Infinity Stones. Each is a manifestation of an absolute force of the cosmos. This man, Thanos, possessed two."
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Hank's perspective is skewed, he knows. He's still getting used to the idea of wanting more life for himself. Wasting away emotionally has almost become a comfortable habit at this point, something that needs more attention than he can afford here.
"We'll work it out. And fuck, if nothing else, we've been recording whatever we can just in case." He motions between him and Connor. "We're gonna fuckin' make it work."
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His tone is genuine, much to his own surprise. He does, actually, appreciate Hank's sentiment. He follows Hank's gaze as he motions to Connor. The boy looks unassuming to say the least, but honestly, so does Hank. There was more to humans that he'd assumed. Was there also more to their constructs? He supposes he will see. "That's Connor I take it?"
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It's a fuckin' uphill struggle but right now in front of a bunch of people looking to stop the AI plaguing them (insert badumching here for the sake of deplorable puns) he's not going to discuss it further. He might try to bring it up later, though.
Connor's a welcome distraction, so he motions towards him sitting with Maggie. "Yeah. That's him. He's got some unique CSI gifts that... I hope he never fuckin' has to use again but he might end up having to."
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The memory of dying, the process of it, the pain, the helplessness...no. He'd much rather focus on learning about criminal processes. It was something he'd need to learn if he was going to work with the city government, even in the role of spy. "All our gifts may be necessary if we're to gain ground."
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He allows the subject change easily. Generally subjects like that are easier anyway.
"He has a mobile fuckin' labratory in his mouth so sometimes he pokes his finger in things and fuckin' licks it off like it's McDonald's Szechuan Sauce and then he can tell you who's DNA it is and all kinds of shit. Anyway. Best part of him moving to negotiations is that I don't have to watch him do that anymore."
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"It sounds as though it's a useful talent, though, unpleasant to witness or no."
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"But yeah, I'll fuckin' deal with it because we need everything he could get. He was sensitive enough to be able to tell for certain that my DNA and the DNA of the clone's blood matched. He's also got facial recognition, so he could look through pictures and- ...shit, I gotta figure out how we can get him some online access."
They really need to find those two guys.
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At the last, Loki arches an eyebrow and looks over to his new friend. "It sounds as though you need access codes. I happen to be handy at...acquiring though. Who would have them? If they take a nap for an hour or so while someone else wears their face, who's to be the wiser?"
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Trainwrecks happen.
"Well, that bit we need to disable the Head's limitations on him for- But at the PD... Maybe we can use that on days we know he won't be doing much and we need Connor to do something and he needs a double."
Somehow Hank assumes he won't be doing anything important.
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"Useful, I suppose."
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He's being rough on himself, but also trying to be aware of his limitations. Yeah, he dug up a lot of info here, but that's about the best he can do. Other than shooting a gun relatively well and being a big guy that can stand up decently to a beat down by other piddly mortals like himself, he's has given about as much as he can give.
"Sorry if I didn't sound appreciative. I do need your help. I really fuckin' do. Thanks. I mean it."
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The god of mischief as his fucking protege is a ridiculous concept, but one that actually makes Hank chuckle to himself. Even in this bullshit situation they've found each other in.
"Mostly it's just getting people to talk to you and being able to work as a team. I sorta ran into trouble with that for a while. But uh... gettin' the hang of things again."
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Not that he thinks Loki would mind that too much. But he's not gonna lie and say everything's great.
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He really would like to think that.