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[cadiastands]

[Did it take Mira like 20 minutes to enter a username because she expected the system to assign her one and then froze up in fear of doing it wrong when she had to choose it herself? Maybe.]

If someone is qualified to teach me the proper rituals for the use of these devices, I would appreciate it.

[tl;dr Mira, despite being from a space empire in the 401st century, thinks there are animist spirits inside her phone and terminal that will get mad and refuse to work if she does the wrong thing.]

Comments

[cadiastands]

[In the grim darkness of the far future, there is no Hokey Pokey.]

Your doubtless valuable contribution is noted.

[She might not get the joke, but she knows it's a joke.]

[scathefires]

im happy to help

hey do you know the next part or should i teach you that one too

[cadiastands]

I'll muddle through on my own somehow.

[scathefires]

hey no need to muddle

like i said im here to help

now repeat after me

you put your right foot in

you put your right foot out

you put your right foot in and you shake it all about