We use the word witch where I'm from but it doesn't have anything to do with this Satan or whatever. The hell's a Satan? Anyway, it's usually an insult toward a Sorceress. Witch, that is.
Why would you need an invisible friend?
Hm. Well. Worst you can do is tell a bunch of strangers shit about another stranger so I guess it ain't that high up the list of concerns. But I ain't confessing shit here. We're meeting in person if you want the dirt.
[Oh he's going to play this up.]
'Promiscuity is expressly forbidden and will result in immediate expulsion.'
That's it that's our sex ed.
[He's not stretching that much. It was only very slightly more involved than 'don't do it on the grounds of having nowhere to live and no marketable life skills.']
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Why would you need an invisible friend?
Hm. Well. Worst you can do is tell a bunch of strangers shit about another stranger so I guess it ain't that high up the list of concerns. But I ain't confessing shit here. We're meeting in person if you want the dirt.
[Oh he's going to play this up.]
'Promiscuity is expressly forbidden and will result in immediate expulsion.'
That's it that's our sex ed.
[He's not stretching that much. It was only very slightly more involved than 'don't do it on the grounds of having nowhere to live and no marketable life skills.']