Yep, you got it! You’ll be meme-ing on your own in no time.
And yes, I use actual magick. I’ve been a practicing witch for a decade, and no, witches aren’t evil and don’t worship Satan or turn people into frogs. I’m actually an atheist! I’m fully capable of making things happen on my own - I don’t need to beg some invisible friend to make things happen for me.
I’m also an anarchist, and that means I believe in cooperation, not compulsion. Blackmailing someone goes against everything I believe in. I promise, I’m really good at keeping secrets. Any confession will be kept strictly confidential.
[and now, the headache begins.]
Wait, you seriously don’t know what porn is? Do you at least know what sex is, or do they not give teenagers The Talk where you’re from?
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And yes, I use actual magick. I’ve been a practicing witch for a decade, and no, witches aren’t evil and don’t worship Satan or turn people into frogs. I’m actually an atheist! I’m fully capable of making things happen on my own - I don’t need to beg some invisible friend to make things happen for me.
I’m also an anarchist, and that means I believe in cooperation, not compulsion. Blackmailing someone goes against everything I believe in. I promise, I’m really good at keeping secrets. Any confession will be kept strictly confidential.
[and now, the headache begins.]
Wait, you seriously don’t know what porn is? Do you at least know what sex is, or do they not give teenagers The Talk where you’re from?